I can already feel the earth trembling beneath my feet, as scores of mad-eyed shoppers stampede to their favourite stores in a wild dash of desperation to get the best deals of the year. Black Friday-day-day-aay-aaaaay (that was an eerie echo, in case you were wondering)...
As someone who absolutely hatesssss shopping, all I can say is thank goodness that these days its possible to purchase almost anything online, from the comfort of your own home. Preferably while wearing your favourite Fat Pants. You know of what I speak -- that stretched-out-soft-as-butter-stain-on-the-bum-mess-that-you-wouldn't-be-caught-dead-seen-wearing-in-public-but-wouldn't-dare-throw-out-beauty. Yes, that one. And if you don't have one, WHY NOT?!
I digress...
I'm pleased to share that during the entire month of November, you'll find fabulous deals in my online shop! Almost everything is a whopping 20% off (and that which isn't, is already so dirt cheap that I literally cannot go any lower!). Even better, I've just discovered a new courier service that has allowed me to reduce my local shipping fees*! Shipping to your door, anywhere in SA, is now charged at a fabulously flat, flat rate of R60 (even for outlying areas, which used to be a sickening R140!). This is a big win for a small business, so please allow me a moment to do a little happy dance...!
I digress...
Happy Black November! Remember to support small and local. And keep rocking those Fat Pants!
